1. When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
Are you insane? The temperature is too much a pain in the ass to get in first.2. Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
Only if I’m trying to take ages to take a shower.
3. Do you moan like the people on the Herbal Essences commercial?
Not when I’m washing my hair. hehe
4. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
Yes
5. Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
Since I don’t have any, no. 
6. Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
No…
7. Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Yes, and pretty much everything else I use in teh shower too.
8. How old do you look?
Younger than I am, it seems.
9. How old do you act?
Sometimes younger, sometimes older
10. What’s the last song you sang?
Don’t remember, haven’t felt like singing lately
11. Have you recently become a member of anything?
no
12. What are your plans for the weekend?
to cry
13. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
usually closed
14. What’s the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?
who?
15. Are you in love with anyone right now?
Yes, KEITH!!
16. Have you ever said I love you?
Yes
17. Does anything on your body itch right now?
my stomach
18. What color is the carpet in your bedroom?
nasty white carpet
19. Have you ever had a member of the opposite sex in your room?
heh of course
20. Who’s the sexiest woman alive?
me, apparently
21a. Girls: What?
21b. Men: Okay…
22. Are you more creative alone, or with others?
Alone
23. Does every family have a crazy uncle or is it just mine?
I have many things I could call some of my uncles, not the least of which is crazy…
24. Have you ever smuggled something into America?
I’m about to smuggle a certain Englishman *grumbles*
25. Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
No
26. Do you believe that your name fits your personality?
Depends on who you ask. I say no, others would say yes.
27. Do you exercise before you eat in the morning?
no
28. Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
I wouldn’t know
29. Is it better to be single or in a relationship?
Relationship
30. What is the last thing you bought?
food at the store