Yum, chocolate Skittles(R)
Back in the dark days before Tweek (was there such a time?), the primitive Kehra didn’t care about credit. She let the evil troll who dwelt with her drive every last penny away and more. She was stupid. Things did not get paid.
Then on the bright, sunny day (well it was actually cloudy and cool) of November 17, 2003, everything changed. Primitive Kehra was able to join the modern man (Tweek) and venture into the wide world of credit. And she found what a disaster had really befallen her.
However, there was a light side to the dismal place she now found herself in. For with the troll gone, she was able to pay her bills on time. And to date, has only been late once in all those 4 1/2 years. Once. And that was when she hadn’t had a job for 4 months and Kehra was a bleak being.
In all those 4 1/2 years, she fought with the evil Sears company for dominion over her credit scores. She battled and denied because the troll was supposed to handle it and didn’t (surprise). And there was much anger. They fought and fought with poor Kehra and made sure her score was updated regularly with the evil problem that was no longer hers.
And then…on February 19, 2008…modern Kehra reached into her credit score and found:
There was no Sears.
And there was much rejoicing. “Yay.”
P.S. I don’t mind being immature at this point and giving a big fat F- You to the assholes. HA! Okay I’m done.